Holy crap this is terrifying. I'm pretty sure I've never seen Timlin smile this much, even after the WS win. "If the kill zone on a pig is the size of a football, I aim for the laces...I enjoy being out among God's creations."
Uh, yeah. There's also something about some guy named Joe Dirt using a staple gun to heal a couple wounded dogs ("I used 85 staples on one, 65 on the other."). Make sure to check out both the Globe article and slideshow.