Dick Pound

Dick Pound is back! The chairman of the World Anti-Doping (WAD) Agency, Dick Pound is known for "coming down so hard on the United States", and is generally successful because he has "the Olympic muscle behind him". In the past, Dick Pound has publicly gone after Marion Jones, Lance Armstrong, and the entire NHL based only on hearsay and speculation, and now has baseball in his sights. In the last week, Dick Pound has thrust himself into two separate news stories, the Barry Bonds revelations and the WBC, both of which he says will determine its chances of being reinstated into the Olympics 2016. Sucks that baseball is going to be up against such a prick.

Also, in 2004, Dick Pound wrote a book, "Inside the Olympics". It is apparently a book about porn.