Random Spring Training Quotes

Each one sort of sad and funny, at the same time. I was tempted to make a snarky comment for each one, but they're just too. Damn. Obvious.

• "Chased down David Wells yesterday. Shameless, I know." - CHB
• "Fortunately we have names on the jerseys." - new Marlins manager Joe Girardi
• "I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't stick my head that far up my ass." - Curt Schilling (by way of t-shirt)
• "I was feeling sad I wasn't there...I didn't know they were going to win the World Series." - Magglio Ordonez