Monday, May 30, 2005

When Earl's away...

I turned off my TV in disgust after the top of the 6th on Friday, knowing they lost, and headed to the airport for a wedding. Got no Sox info the next 48 hours...it seemed to work out okay. Saturday's thrashing looked pretty severe, Renteria and Manny are back, Foulke pitched a perfect inning, Pavano reverted to 2003 form, Murray "Angry Old Man" Chass ripped the Yankees apart in an article (with statistics!!!), and Trot Nixon announced that Tanyon Sturtze is going to hell for hitting him with a pitch.

Awesome.

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  1. ...and now that I'm back, they're stinking it up again. Great.

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  2. Please go away. Soon.

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  4. Earl, please tell me that you have plans to go away again soon.

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  5. Well, I'm getting shoulder surgery on Thursday, so hopefully my oxycontin-induced haze will do the trick.

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  6. Earl, wow... is this for the rotator cuff? Man, how long are you going to be on the DL? Who is Tech going to bring up to fill in?

    So many questions so little time!

    By the way, I vote for at least on oxycotin-haze recap of a ball game you didn't watch. It's bound to be awesome!

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  7. Good call.

    "And then the blue flying turtles swoop down into the outfield and -- oh my god they've got Steve Finley!!! He tries to fight them off with his laser-amulet, but to no avail! So he's forced to change into a gigantic bulldozer with seven arms...and catches the deep fly ball on the warning track (which is made of liquid metal) to end the threat."

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