Saturday, May 07, 2005

The internets

So it turns out Bronson Arroyo (the Bootlyemurs' soon-to-be ace) has his own blog.

Okay, it's fake, but it's pretty funny. And apparently there are tons of other fake blogs for other players out there. Damn, people have a lot of time on their hands. (And this is coming from a guy who's surfing the net while waiting to sober up so he can pick his girlfriend up from the hospital at 2 am...)


  1. A-Rod's blog is probably better.

    I like

    As if losing the game wasn't enough, as if me being SO FUCKING TIRED from sleeping in front of D's room all night last night wasn't bad enough, I fell asleep IN THE GOD DAMNED FIELD tonight, and got an error. ME. An ERROR. I KNOW. The umps were drinking, or something, because...I don't do errors. Apparently, they didn't get a copy of the memo I wrote them after the ALCS last year in which I very patiently and with very small words explained to them that I was not to be charged with errors, and that they shouldn't be making calls against the Yankees in Yankee Stadium, or anywhere else for that matter. Honestly. Who do those people think they are?


    Also, who is this bitch in Baltimore and what is he doing with my Player of the Month award? I am America's Greatest Ballplayer! What gives?


  2. There are some people that really do have to much time on their hands. I thought we were bad....

    I wonder if this is what Al Gore had in mind when he invented the internet.