Monday, May 22, 2006

"Me hit ball good. Slap with highest velocity."

In this unbelievably amazing Glob article, we finaly learn A-Rod's mantra:

"I hit solid with an accelerated bat head".

I don't even know where to begin with this. It's just too awesome for words. In fact, I think it might be the best single sentence (I use the word "sentence" lightly) in the history of baseball.
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3 comments:

  1. GrieveRules5/22/2006 12:33 PM

    Do you think Fannin imagines that he wishes the Globe used a better picture of him?

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  2. Earl5/22/2006 3:11 PM

    My guess is, by the next Sox-Yanks series in Fenway, the street vendors will be selling "I hit solid with an accelerated bat head" tee shirts. I want one already.

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  3. Anonymous5/22/2006 3:40 PM

    How about, "I am lovable, capable, and gosh darn it, Jeter blows me!"

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