Monday, May 22, 2006

"Me hit ball good. Slap with highest velocity."

In this unbelievably amazing Glob article, we finaly learn A-Rod's mantra:

"I hit solid with an accelerated bat head".

I don't even know where to begin with this. It's just too awesome for words. In fact, I think it might be the best single sentence (I use the word "sentence" lightly) in the history of baseball.


  1. Do you think Fannin imagines that he wishes the Globe used a better picture of him?

  2. My guess is, by the next Sox-Yanks series in Fenway, the street vendors will be selling "I hit solid with an accelerated bat head" tee shirts. I want one already.

  3. How about, "I am lovable, capable, and gosh darn it, Jeter blows me!"