The starting rotation of the last-place Yankees (wow, that's fun to say also!) now has a Johnson and a Wang. I want to make a joke here, but there are just so many options, my brain isn't working right. Where to begin? Please, help me out in the Comments.
[I'll get you started: the bullpen also has an F-Rod (though he hasn't been performing too well). And I hear Koch is looking for some major-league action.]