Thursday, February 17, 2005

Possibly the biggest story missed to date....

Yeah... Angry-anonymous-guy it's that big bad mean reptile making some big bad bold comments again! Arrrrr.... (anonymous guy you rock for reading our blog - I just like to mix it up)

This time, the news is tragic. Did everyone see the article in the NYT that should have had the headline:

"Mullet wearers of the world mourn; Hockey Season Cancelled and Johnson Cleaned up by Evil Empire"

Instead it was something like:

"Johnson starts warming up for Schilling".

Geez, the least they could have done is:

"The Big Unit is Warming up for Schilling" or maybe,
"The Big Unit is Ready for Schilling", or really push it with,
"The Big Unit has got his eye on Schilling" or maybe even,
"Is Schilling Ready for the Big Unit?"

I think the Evil Empire should get Koch as a middle reliever. Then we could read, "Torre pulls out Johnson for Koch". Man... I am asinine... Anonymous guy you are so right...

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