Thursday, March 27, 2008

Today's headline

Southern California man gets 30 days in jail for throwing bottle at Piazza
[Roland] Flores pleaded guilty last week to misdemeanor counts of using force and violence to assault Piazza, and for intentionally throwing a substance while at the stadium, [Police St. Rick] Martinez said.
He pleaded guilty? Idiot. He should've just said he thought the water bottle was a baseball and he wanted to give it back to Piazza. That defense works every time.

2 comments:

  1. He should have just said he wanted to bang Piazza's wife. Myave he could have made it into a book or something.

    Regardless, I thought Piazza was gay?

    http://www.starpulse.com/forum/index.php?topic=4793.msg51722;topicseen

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  2. Greetings,

    Thought you (and maybe your readers) would enjoy Manny's secret blog on the humor site News Groper. It should be a fun read throughout the season. Here's the inaugural post that recently went up about the Japan trip ...

    http://www.newsgroper.com/manny-ramirez/2008/03/28/soy-no-crazy-mira-ice-cream

    Best,
    --
    Harry Cheadle
    News Groper

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