Thursday, March 27, 2008

Today's headline

Southern California man gets 30 days in jail for throwing bottle at Piazza
[Roland] Flores pleaded guilty last week to misdemeanor counts of using force and violence to assault Piazza, and for intentionally throwing a substance while at the stadium, [Police St. Rick] Martinez said.
He pleaded guilty? Idiot. He should've just said he thought the water bottle was a baseball and he wanted to give it back to Piazza. That defense works every time.


  1. He should have just said he wanted to bang Piazza's wife. Myave he could have made it into a book or something.

    Regardless, I thought Piazza was gay?;topicseen

  2. Greetings,

    Thought you (and maybe your readers) would enjoy Manny's secret blog on the humor site News Groper. It should be a fun read throughout the season. Here's the inaugural post that recently went up about the Japan trip ...

    Harry Cheadle
    News Groper